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A ROGUELIKE DECKBUILDER WITH A SIMULATED MARKET INSTEAD OF A BOARD
DEGEN TRADING has funded you $1,500 and given you five days to hit their number.
A run is one week at a time. Trade the five days, clear the target, then spend what you made on cards that make the next week pay more. Eight stages, each with a bigger target and less room to be wrong. Blow the account and you start again at $1,500 with nothing.
Your account manager is very supportive. He's paid on volume.
READ THE TAPE
One chart moving in real time, and the only three decisions that matter: direction, size, and when to get out. Nothing here plays itself and nothing waits for you. A position you should have closed two minutes ago is still open right now.
Trends, chop and volatility that behave like a real tape
Headlines that move the market, and some that only think they do
A trailing drawdown that remembers your best moment and holds it against you
A daily loss limit, because the firm has seen people like you before
BUY AN EDGE FROM A MAN WHO SELLS COURSES
Between sessions, MAXX STERLING will enroll you in yourself.
Cards pay out on how you trade, not on what you buy. Hold fifteen minutes. Close five contracts. Win three in a row. Close a winner and the chain fires: every card that applies lands in turn, the multiplier climbing while you watch a good trade turn into an absurd one. Then Vic takes his cut of it.
96 cards across edges, risk, tools and one-shot consumables
Six starting archetypes, unlocked by getting further than you did last time
FRIDAY IS A BOSS
Every week ends on a scheduled event, and every event breaks a different rule. THE FEDS SPEAK cuts your indicators to half accuracy for the day. The other seven are worse. The calendar tells you which one is coming. It doesn't tell you what it does.
Beat it and there's a bounty. Fail and there's a Vic.
THIRTEEN RIVALS. ONE ISN'T A PERSON.
The Trader Cup is a knockout bracket against thirteen rival traders, each with a real tell worth finding. You trade the same market, the same candles and the same news. Highest P&L at the closing bell wins.
Every run is seeded. Share the seed and someone else can trade your exact week, and find out whether it was the market or the trader.
THE DEMO
The free demo is the first two stages and Ranked VS, one rival, best of three. The bracket, the other six stages and the endless tiers are in the full game.
VIC ISN'T YOUR FRIEND
He'll be encouraging when you're up. He'll be encouraging when you're down. He'll be genuinely sorry when it ends.
He'll also keep his cut.
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